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Late Night TV
"Imagine your father killing your mother, then imagine him walk free."
I turned on a random station and heard the host of A Current Affair say that.
There's so much WEIRD STUFF on television from midnight on, it's incredible. I've been having sleep problems as of late, so I'm watching a lot of incredibly weird shit. The combination of Coors Light and On Demand is turning out to be bad. It's around midnight, so I'm just gonna keep tabs on all the crazy shit I see.
Join me?
Right now there's an infomercial for a children's bouncing pit (the blow-up outdoor party thing) and the guy speaking is saying "It's so safe! You won't need to worry about your kids running into the street, y'know, maybe getting hit by a car, because they'll be in the bounce pit!"
A little overboard on the safety.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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