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My friends found a stick bug and put it in their house on a big plant as a pet. After three or four days they couldn't find it.
I found it in their bathroom a week later when I was pissing and scared the living piss outta myself. I was literally jumping around the bathroom spraying piss everywhere.
I made no apologies.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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