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Mall ninjas on a power trip.
Once I got stopped in the parking lot, in my car ,by the mall ninjas.
My car was excessively loud, they pulled up behind me and started flashing their lights like they were the cops or something.
Being only 17 at the time I stopped got out and out of this Mercury Grand Marquis step these 2 dorks.
Right away I see they are not PD, I asked them "What?" they said something to the effect that I was driving too fast and some other shit I dont recall.
I was like 'you a cop' no response.
'what are you going to do, hit me with your walkie talkie?? Fuck off'
back in the car I went, my girl at the time dated one of these guys, she told me that this guy in particular was unable to pass the policemans exam so he does this instead, L-O-S-E-R.
I was talking to a unarmed security guard at the same place when a guy got shot at the healthclub up the street over some who knows what.
He told me he would use mind over matter to get the gun away form the perp.
Yea right, he would be taking a dirt nap right about now.
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