[barbra]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
yeh, cuz i talk a lot and really loud and people make fun of or laugh at me. cuz i say dumb shit

well, they dont laugh too hard, they try and pretend like they dont hear, or try and only smile

i always wonder what the residents over @ my bfs apartment complex think. they hear some weird shit

'give me your nipple bitch'

'i dont like olive juice'

andlots of cursing. and all the moaning and groaning isnt even sex noises, its us beating the shit out of each other.

anyway, i think it would be cool to be on the telly. we would be interesting, the other day he farted in my ear! only cuz i asked him to. it cleared my out ear canal tho, i could hear much better out of that ear ever since. i thnk next time im gona have him fart right on my face. well, itll be through pants, and ill be back about 5 inches. bu ti wanna know how bad it would stink, ya know, getting it straight on.

i keep askinghim to burp in my mouth tho and he wont. fuckin pussy

would u watch?

you should have him give you a dutch oven