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Originally posted by Nyder
Why do I only get to do all the boring adult stuff (work, paying bills, grocery shopping, etc) and not the good stuff (sex, sex and more sex)? :(
I wouldn't want to be back in school though because I used to get spitballs the size of tennis balls thrown at me.
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sex is over-rated, just sit on one of your hands until it falls asleep and call that your girlfriend. I promise, she'll never cheat on you *AND* you can give her any name or back story you want.