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Originally posted by urgeok
i had the rare luxury (for 1977) of having a girlfriend who lived close to me - so on the way to highschool she would walk to my place and wait for me to get ready.
i was the only kid i knew getting lucky in the morning before school ... while my parents were upstairs having toast and listening to the weather.
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I used to pick my girl up and drive her to school, her parents left early so you know....
Her mom worked right around the corner and came home cos' she forgot something.
Imagine the the look on her face when she sees me going down on her daughter on the kitchen table.
Kind of hard to say anything with diginity when your face looks like a glazed donut.;)
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