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I just realized why we can't tax fat people.
What would professional bowlers do? Their whole sport depends on the massive amount of body weight they thrust in the direction of the lane (not to mention the fact that their income would never allow them to fork over a hefty portion of it to the government).
If I couldn't watch my PBA Championship reruns on ESPN2 at 8 in the morning, I don't know what I'd do.
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