[Tat2]

The Peace Keeper. I can usually stop someone from killing someone else with words if wisdom. If that don't work, then I'm:

The Protector. I am the one that my people can count on to either go for the throat of "The Enemy" or to back them up if things get abit out of hand.

The warehouse of useless knowledge. I don't know why, but I know a ton of shit about real obscure things...things that normally, people wouldn't have a need or a want...to know.

The Resident computer geek. I used to be a computer consultant and had my own computer company for a few years, so you can imagine the questions/requests I get.

The Tattoo know-it-all. I can't go a day without someone wanting to know something about tattoos. every who, what, when, where how, why and how much-question you can thing of.

The Horror Movie and classic rock freak. Someone wanting something regarding horror movies or classic rock...they usually come to me.

The mindless muscle. Needing help to move heavy objects around...they usually call me.

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