This reminds me:
EVERYTIME I GIVE A GIRL AN ORGASM SHE FAKES,
EVERYTIME I JAM IT IN, THE CONDOM BREAKS,
EVERYTIME I GAMBLE I LOSE ALL MY CHIPS,
AND EVERYTIME I EAT ALL-BRAN I GET THE SHITS
BUT EVERY TIME I SHIT IT TAKES ABOUT AN HOUR,
AND THERES NEVER ANY PAPER SO I HAVE TO HAVE A SHOWER
BUT EVERYTIME I SHOWER THE TOWLS ALREADY WET,
AND ITS NOT WET WITH WATER BUT WET WITH CUM N SWEAT
HAHAHEHAHAHA...LOVE IT
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wait a fuckin minute.. if choc starfish is poop, then what the fuck is hot dog flavored water????
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Uh, the only theory that I can think of warped enough would be if a guy wuold fuck a girls "chocolate starfish", and washed his penis in the sink, that would be the "hot dog" flavoured water?!?
I don't fuckin' know man...
As for wiping, yeah, I look at the paper...just the logical thing to do. I understand the merits of the asian "wash" method...My girls indian brother does the same - apparently, it's a widely done thing there...he put it down in a pretty realistic way:
"What would you do if you put your hand into some shit, would you wash it, or wipe it with wadded paper?"
So yeah...I see the point, however, it IS rather time consuming, and my western upbringing has me happy with the paper.
I check when I wipe, and well...when I shower, it's not like I DON'T clean that area.
The important thing is, I suppose, that you don't walk around smelling noticeably of shit.