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Originally posted by Gren the cake
well, i wasnt exactly planning on having kids anyway. but now im tempted to have 11 kids, just to spite you ^_^
and ill make sure i bring em to the zoo a lot
'Lets do what the monkeys do!!'
from http://www.u.arizona.edu/~rsotelo/monkey2.html
"Monkeys are born without a defense mechanism. Therefore they must resort to flinging poo to defend themselves against predators and other cannibalistic monkeys. A recent study on monkey poo flinging shows that 95% of all monkeys fling their own poo, while only 5% fling other monkeys poo"
a HA! so there is a reason!
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i would say that having the intestinal fortitude to chuck your own shit at someone is about the best defence mechanism i can think of.
I'm fighting Bubbles today at 3:00 in the big oak tree.
Think I'll head to taco bell and down 6 burritos loaded with hot sauce first.