well, i wasnt exactly planning on having kids anyway. but now im tempted to have 11 kids, just to spite you ^_^
and ill make sure i bring em to the zoo a lot
'Lets do what the monkeys do!!'
from
http://www.u.arizona.edu/~rsotelo/monkey2.html
"Monkeys are born without a defense mechanism. Therefore they must resort to flinging poo to defend themselves against predators and other cannibalistic monkeys. A recent study on monkey poo flinging shows that 95% of all monkeys fling their own poo, while only 5% fling other monkeys poo"
a HA! so there is a reason!