I am Ferris Bueller.
I am sprawled out in a hammock being held up on either side by 2 island surfer chicks with pointy nipples. The room as a whole has several cascading waterfalls and the mood is peaceful, but with a hint of lurking evil. Too peaceful to be true. I am never completely relaxed.
There is a lit cigarette staggering around.
I could really go for a blow job.
:eek:
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