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			I am Ferris Bueller.
 I am sprawled out in a hammock being held up on either side by 2 island surfer chicks with pointy nipples.  The room as a whole has several cascading waterfalls and the mood is peaceful, but with a hint of lurking evil.  Too peaceful to be true.  I am never completely relaxed.
 
 There is a lit cigarette staggering around.
 
 I could really go for a blow job.
 
 :eek:
 
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