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Keeping the week of lists going, here is my Top 5 list of the hottest girls of the "Friday the 13th" saga. I hope y'all enjoy. Stay tuned!


5. J.J. Jarrett (Saffron Henderson)–“Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan” (1989)

I like rock chicks that play the guitar (not as much as I like rock chicks that play the bass). I especially like TRASHY rock chicks that play the guitar. J.J. had both. Her only problem is excessive soloing. Even Jason knows that songwriting should come before technique, and he’s a harsh critic. Jason is always referred to by the uninformed as an axe-murderer, when in fact he’s usually used a machete. This is one of the few times Jason did use, an axe…get it?

4. Alice Hardy (Adrienne King)-“Friday The 13th” (1980)

On the other end of the spectrum we have Alice, just a cute little girl next door type. Her Dorothy Hamill haircut is a reminder of a decade long gone. She also had very pretty eyes. She gets mad props for surviving the first movie, even though she bites it shortly after.

3. Melissa (Susan Jennifer Sullivan)-“Friday the 13th Part VIII: The New Blood” (1988)

I hate it when horror movies install a “bitch” or “bastard” character that only seems to be there so that the audience can cheer as the villain disposes of them. I find it to be lazy writing, however, if they are all as sexy as Melissa, do it as much as you want Hollywood. Melissa, or as I usually refer to her, “that bitch with the pearls,” is a cruel one, always making fun of poor Tina, but being a typical male, I’ll look past all that just to get a piece. She’s also the second girl on this list to be disposed of with an axe, albeit, a real one.

2. Megan Garris (Jennifer Cooke)-“Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives” (1986)

The only girl on the list to survive, Megan Garris. I like tough chicks. Two of my biggest turn ons are a mind of their own and the ability to drive. Megan displayed both of these traits in spades in this entry. Tommy Jarvis was a lucky, lucky man to have his head between those legs, especially in such a cool fucking car. I like to think the two of them ran away together and had a very happy life.

1. Vicky (Lauren-Marie Taylor)-“Friday the 13th Part 2” (1981)

Vicky, oh how I love you. She may not be the most glamorous Friday the 13th girl, but she is my favorite. She’s brunette, petite and wore a jean jacket with patches on it. TOTALLY rock and roll. I bet she was a big Cheap Trick fan. She was also one of the nicer, most put together girls in the series. Her interest in wheelchair-bound Mark also shows that she may have had a kinky medical fetish, so who knows what else she could have been into. Sadly, she gets all prettied up, even spraying some perfume on her no-no parts just to end up getting stabbed in the leg, and probably several times more. Vicky, I salute you as the sexiest girl of “Friday the 13th.”

Of course, all of these are open up to discusion, let's hear what you have to say, I promise not to bore!