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Just like Jason, the lists will not die. Today's list deals with the humorous side of the "Friday The 13th" movies. Some hipster doofuses would argue that all the movies are funny, although unintentionally. You know the kind of people. The kind of people that can't like something with out it being ironic, the kind of people who love to say "it's so bad it's good." We're not talking that kind of funn\ny, most of the Jason movies had a good script, with great lines and some genuinely funny moments. Really, if you look at it, the kids in all these movies probably would have had a REALLY good time had it not been for all the killing going on.


5. Crispin’s Dance-“Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter”(1984)

Everyone’s favorite “dead fuck” breaks out in a spastic, almost ritualistic dance. Apparently it was adlibbed by Mr. Glover on the set, but I hear he meant to be watching American Bandstand, but was instead watching something on PBS>

4. The Hitchhiker-“Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter”(1984)

The fourth (but not final) entry in the “Friday The 13th” Saga has several gut busting moments. All this poor hitchhiker wants to do is get a ride, but for looking all flower power, she’s got a bit of an angry streak in here. As the kids drive by and laugh at her she flips her sign around to read “Fuck You” and gives them the finger. On top of all this, the fat girl has to die while eating, it was a banana though, not a Zagnut bar.

3. Enchiladas-“Friday The 13th Part V: A New Beginning”(1985)

Piss, fart and shit jokes are funny, and in the world of Jason Voorhees, it’s no exception. Demon, Reggie’s older brother has to make a run for the border after some enchiladas in his Chevy van. Poor Demon then dies in the shitbox. “Ooooh baby.”

2. Tonto-“Friday The 13th”(1980)

The original wise guy of the “Friday The 13th” series, paving the way for Ted from Part 2, Shelly from Part III, and Ted from the Final Chapter. Ned comes out in an Indian headdress chanting away until the law informs him to “Sit on it, Tonto.”

1. King Tut-“Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood”(1988)

There usually has to be one nerdy character in a horror flick and Eddie from Part 7 played it out in spades. At the preparation for the birthday party, Eddie covers himself in streamers and states “King Tut rises from the tomb.” I find it to be just that funny, so funny that whenever I see streamers at a party, I feel the need to re-enact this scene. Sadly, Eddie was disposed of by Jason, so we never will see the film version of “Star Mummy.”

Of course, all of these are open up to discusion, let's hear what you have to say and feel free to check out the rest of my Livejournal, I promise not to bore!

Don't forget, if you are in the Chicago area this Friday, May 13th 2005, come down to Haas' Tavern located at 12725 South Western Avenue in Blue Island. My power pop rock and roll band, the Romeros will be playing till all hours of the night. The show is 21 and over and there is no cover! Show starts at 9 PM! Come celebrate Jason's birthday with sex, drugs and rock and roll, all the things Jason and his mommy love!