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Originally posted by Wicked Lady
How come no one wanted Ash's hand! I think it would be fun to have a living hand as a pet!
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I was thinking about Ash's hand at first but then took a few things into consideration:
1. It can flip you off, or others which could make for a real bad day
2. It can make prank calls to 911 and keep hanging up
3. I dont think it sleeps, if it doesnt sleep I dont trust it
4. The whole choking thing is a bit worrisome
5. It can and most likely WILL let in intruders... *not a very good guard*
6. It would most likely be the one to feed and water the gremlins
7. It would most likely be the one to toss a cup of blood on ya as a swarm of vampire bats fly by.
8. It would most likely be the one to tie a pork chop around your neck KNOWING that Cujo is waiting outside.
9. It would most likely be the one to help the Troll steal the breath from little kids and most assuradly be the first one to point at ME when questions were being asked.
10. It would most likely be the one to call animal control and get my lil baby werewolf quarantined or something.
11. And it would most likely befriend the monster in the cellar, becoming the surrogate "mommy" and turning it against me, by bringing it treats and petting it regularly while Im at work.