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Originally posted by Gren the cake
if im at a public restroom, ill easily go through a whole roll. no, not one of the ones thats 3 feet in diametes. but ya nkow, the regular roll.

im really not about waste, but im paranoid. thing is, even before i sit my ass down i use about half the roll - grabbing some paper to knock the latch, some more paper to put on the hook so that i can hang my purse/jacket, a ton more wiping down the seat, a ton more LINING the seat (whats the point of lining it when theres water/piss on it already?).. and yeh, ill use the actually toilet liners IF they have them

also, some of the damn toilet paper goes by so fast, especially that 2 ply shit. i like it yeh, but they get all quilted and what not and all it is really is half the paper and twice the air. i dont need air to wipe my ass, i need toilet tissue

but yeh. its a pain in the ass at home or at my bfs, when i take a shit then i hafto take my pants and undies and socks off, hop into the shower, wash off, towel dry then put all my clothes on everytime. but the silky fresh feeling is soooo worth it

i guess baby wipes r ok too. but im not realy into that weird lotiony feeling. its likea cheating kinda fresh. ya know, like instead of brushing ur teeth, just using mouhtwash, or popping in a mint... just not the same

do what i do when i'm at someone elses house ... i use their toothbrush for a good vigorous scrub in those hard to get places.

and if you use their toothpaste as well, you get a minty fresh ass.