[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by newb
This reminds me.


> TOP 10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
>
>
> 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!
>
> 2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!
>
> 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose
> walk is this anyway?
>
> 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it!
>
> 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your
> stuff up when you're not home.
>
> 6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooooo
> -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
>
> 7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I
> freak out every time we go back!
>
> 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
> haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
>
> 9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
>
> 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
truth,
> you're just jealous.

Love it!! Too funny!:D