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Picked a Gremlin. A real gremlin, not those smilely furry smarmy little bastards that sing. I want one of those real motherfuckers....maybe it could fix the coffee pot or tell someone how to make good coffee....
Sorry
I've always had a thing for the green ones. I'd want to have some of that smarts syrum like in the terrible 2nd movie. That way, we could have in depth conversations about animal and para-animal rights.
I would have loved to have been clever enough to think of the creature in my cellar being a dragon ;) but again, it's this shitty coffee.
Also, considering that I live in the cellar, I guess I am the creature in the cellar that whines, "Mommy," (Usually, "Mommy, why does the coffee suck?"...sorry...again...coffee problems).
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