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you COULD get in a nair fight. Personally, I like hair, and that leg twiching, too much sensation, got ta scoot away from that man beast feeling, is the best. Tell him he's a chester and he is giving your kids nightmares. you could do a surprise waxing. acidently get peroxide on his face?? bleaching his stash. pull his lip hairs and make it fun? Its not like he's never gotten one of your hairs in his mouth, unless you have the bottom of a cherub. Sounds like your man-hoe really love his facial hair.
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon
I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon
Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are
You’re my favorite living human by far
’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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