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Originally posted by hellboy
OH HELL NO!!!!!!! You made a guy shave his Goatee??? HELL FUCK NO!!!!! Sorry, there aint no pie in the WORLD that tastes good enough for that!! Sorry, some people have their priorities in a blender. SOLID GOLD pie.....................MAYBE!!!! BIG MAYBE!!!! But otherwise, it's WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN HIGHWAY for the chick trying to Coerce and Manipulate some crazy shit like that!!!!
I'm all for the woman I love, but I have the pair to set some ground rules:
1. The tall stack of Hustler Mags. NOT YOURS!! DON'T TOUCH!!!
2. This is just as much my house as it is yours, I'll leave the toilet seat in a tree if I want to.
3. THE GOATEE STAYS!!!! If its irritating, dont kiss it.
INSANITY!!!!!!!
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OMG...That made me laugh so hard.....And, I have to say that as much as he didn't want to shave the goatee, he certainly hasn't regretted it, I made sure of that....
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Originally posted by filmmaker2
Tell him, "You look like a horrible evil man with that thing, like Snideley Whiplash...like the Devil, El Diablo!! Aiiiiiiiiiieeeee!!!!" and then pull out a crucifix, wave it around for a second, and run away.
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LMAO...He'd take that as a COMPLIMENT...Seriously, he would......So, that would be another one that would make him want to keep it....
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