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well, my old house keeper used to do hilarious ones.
poepl called her and tried to sell her stuff, and she gave 'em shit about it, and it was hilarious! examples:
1. Seller: Hello would you like to subscribe to our magazine?
House Keeper: Im Blind!!!
Seller: oh my god I am so sorry *Hangs up*
2. Seller: Hello, your mother needs to renew her subscription to her Martha Stewart Magazine in order to keep getting them.
House Keeper: She...She....passed away last week!!! *Fake sobs*
Seller: Im sorry to hear that.....would you like to continue the subscription on your own account?
House Keeper: *Click!*
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