[Nyder]

Don't get me wrong. I'm not some kind of weirdo. It's just that sometimes when I'm out and about and I see all these couples I just think: "this sucks me being all lonely while they get to do all that stuff".

I've never even asked a girl out. It just seems so corny to me. I could say: " Do you want to go see a movie?". But I'd feel really corny saying that.