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Well...I used to work as a phone jockey in market research....I know this aint what you're talking about, but I heard some funny answering machine/voicemail messages.
I heard one in a really "mee ruv u wong time" kinda asian accent,
it said:
"Liza beeeesy, preeez hold on" again and again....eh, made me laugh at the time...we had this thing at work where we would put the funny ones on speakerphone, but we couldn't do it for long before we were located by the supervisor.
Another one, was what musta been a hooker, OR a joke...a chick saying their address, and a few of the things she would do...I won't go into it, but needless to say, the speakerphone thang was some real fun.
Then there was one with a guy with the hawking style robot voice, always funny...the worst was when one o these guys actually agreed to do a survey with ya...I might just be an asshole here, but, I could barely keep from laughing whenever this happened.
Last one, this real redneck-y "croc hunter" sounding guy
(I live in australia) sounded all drunk n shit, said something like...
"hey, this is maaaaarty...Im not 'ere, ay? So leave us a message if ya would, 'cos I farkin' hate it when ya don't, and if ya don't and I find out tha cunt that dun' it was you, I'll faarkin' smash ya"
- Yep, for real....some people here ACTUALLY sound like that, but please bear in mind, despite out crummy television portrayals, these kinds of people are few and far between....
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