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Attack Of The Wild Turkeys...Town Terrorized
Aggressive Gobblers Terrorize New Jersey Town
Cranford townsfolk say wild turkeys living up to their
Cranford, New Jersey - Residents of this New Jersey town say they are being terrorized by wild turkeys.
Police have gotten a-half dozen complaints about the aggressive gobblers, most of them from a letter carrier. He bashed one of them with a stick after a group of turkeys surrounded his mail truck and wouldn’t let him out, the officials said.
Wild turkeys can grow as big as 4 feet high and are fast flyers, reaching maximum speeds of 55 mph.
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