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Weird Phone Messages
Have any of you guys ever gotten any strange messages on your answering machine?....
I just got one from one of my ex's friends...He said to tell him (my ex) to let him (this guy) know if he still wants the alligator?....Yes...ALLIGATOR...WTF???!!!...I wish there was some way to record this message and post it here for you guys to hear it....CRAZY!!!!
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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