[bloodrayne]

I only have one pope joke, and it's a visual...But...I'll try to explain it so you can do it...



Get a piece of paper and a pen (pencil, marker, crayon, whatever...)

Okay...This is how it goes......

3 horse thieves were escaping across the desert on their newly stolen horses (In the middle of the paper, in large letters, write '3 H T'...That represents the 3 horse thieves)...

They came upon a convent with 3,909 nuns inside (Now, write '3,909'...representing the nuns...underneath where you wrote the first part)...

BUT...There was a HUGE wall between the horse thieves and the nuns (Draw a line between the horse thieves and the nuns...That represents the huge wall)...

They tried EVERYTHING to get over the wall...They stood on the backs of the horses, they stood on each other's backs...All that they could think of, but the wall was too high and they couldn't get over it...So, they eventually gave up and just went around the convent, never to be seen again...

YET...Less than 3 months later, it was discovered that ALL of the nuns had become pregnant!...How did that happen?

For the answer...Turn the paper around...and hold it up to the light..........

This works SOOO much better in person :rolleyes: