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originally posted by bwind22
Girl: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Boy: No, it's a banana.
Girl: I hope you're using protection!
Boy: What do you think? I'm crazy? I protect my banana every time!
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LMAO! I protect both of my bananas. LOL! Soon, we're gonna have bananaguard commercials. One could go like this!
Advertiser- Don't u hate it when the banana in your pants always gets squished when people walk by? Then u can't use it for good use later on in the day? Well, now u won't have to worry, for the bananaguard banana protector is here! and so on and so forth...