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Goooood Fuckety luck-luck!
If the job interview doesn't go well, be sure to break something worth at least $126.82c ok?, and, like, go to a nearby park, step in some dogshit, and run back inside again like a crazy motherfucker and kick everything and everyone in your way with the shit-foot, proceed to your "interviewer", and plant a shit-print right on his face saying "and you thought "I" was in shitty mood...you've been branded, now you're my shit-bitch!!!"
Run back out, punch someone, spit on someone else, spend the rest of the day gathering small roadkill, fill a bucket with cooking oil, flour, the roadkill, and purged vomit, wait in the parking lot for mister shitty-face, sneak up behind him as he opens his car door, and make sure you give him some nice, expensive car & dry cleaning bills...
However, if you get the job, be happy, congrats from me, and, well, wait til the christmas party to do the abovementioned....either way, you win!
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