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I Know You Guys Love Your Pets...BUT...
Do they ever do something that just makes you wanna strangle 'em to death?....Or maybe just skin 'em alive, a little?
Conversation in my parlor, 15 minutes ago:
Me: Seri...Would you PLEASE make your cat stop shredding the couch?
Seri: *Enters room...looks at Usagi*...Awww...Isn't she just SOOO adorable?
Me:...Ummm...Yeah.....Why don't you just teach her to burn down the house, too?....That would be just PRECIOUS:rolleyes:
Seri: *Picks up Cat.....Talks to Cat*...Look Usagi...This is a lighter......HAHAHAHA:p
*sigh*...Pets...
And....Kids....
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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