[Marroe]

Originally posted by dodge50
I'm pissed at girls who say they are on the pill, then ain't and get up the duff. I'm pissed that I have to move AGAIN to avoid paying for them. I'm pissed that my cock is to small for my hands. I'm pissed I take a small glove size. I'm pissed that my neighbours are vampires and make noise all night. I'm pissed that my car was taken by aliens and the insurance won't cover it. I'm pissed that the bodies I have buried in my garden keep escaping and trying to eat my brains (if I had any). Finally I am pissed that I am a compulsive liar in prision for comtempt of court, because when they put me on the stand they expected me to tell the fucking truth.


Go figure!

you should be glad that you're you.