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Biggest compliment was one that I wasn't supposed to hear.
I went to the bathroom at my buddy's place, and a bunch of people were there including my ex. When I came out of the bathroom, she was sitting with a couple people I'd never met and she said I was "the greatest guy she ever dated". I personally hated the girl when we went out, but whatever.
Then I come in and she makes up some lie about telling them where I lived or something.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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