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Biggest Insult
I was sitting in Village Inn (its like a Denny's) with some friends and this family walked by us on their way out. The son, had to be like 15, stops in front of the table.
Real politely, he hands me a napkin with the words "Congratulations, Mr. Annoying" in crayon. He drew it up to look like a certificate or something.
Then he thanks me and tries to shake my hand, then just leaves. Half of me wanted to beat the shit outta him, but the other half just wanted to commend him on his huge balls.
So here's the actual question: What's the biggest or best insult you've gotten from someone?
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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