When I was little my neighbor used to call our house every April 1st at around 8 in the morning and he would just make up these ridiculous lies.
One year he told my ma that there was a hobo asleep on our back porch, and she freaked.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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