[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

"At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said "Certainly." He saidDo I need to dial 9?" I say "Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick."

"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice."

"I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed."

All this crying over Terry Schiavo (where did all the Terry threads disappear to anyway? lol) when Mitch Hedberg dies. :( Mitch made me laugh, Terry just layed there. God's a bastard, he knew I wouldn't care about Schiavo so he did this just to piss me off.