Another of my favorites:
"I think Big Foot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. And that's extra scary to me. Somewhere out there is a big, out-of-focus monster roaming the country side. 'Oh, no, he's fuzzy, get out of here!'"
"Someone said, 'here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture of you is of when you were younger. 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' You son of a bitch, let me see that camera."
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