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A mimes getup, so my victims would be all like
"Ooooh look kids! A zombie...isn't he scaaaaaary! Haha, look darling! HOW clever!, he's getting the walk just right... kids, look! Hes gonna bite me, please, Noooo mister zombie! I'm sooo scared, hahaha, get the camera dear! Oh dear! Help!!! :rolleyes:
Waitaminute what...what are you doing?!? No, nooooo! Help, for the love of god HELP ME! No! AaAaAaAaRGH!
*SPLATTER*
!THUMP!
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"Rrreeeeeeerh!.... Heuuurgh...woaawr....Whassup homie?!?"
If a zombie attacked me? I imagine a mallet in one hand and a sharpened trashcan lid in the other would see me through that one.
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