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that this thread is so positive
making people squirm
making my friend vomit with period jokes
making servers quit their jobs from my period jokes
bleeding from between my legs
macaroni and cheese
my dog
being a girl
not being able to get over fuck face (I don't know why I love that, I just do, call me a marter)
meeting new people
goverment grants
baldwin county educational system
knowing how to read
knowing how to write
knowing all things culinary
red mars
green mars
blue mars
dr who
Tom Barker
eating out at restraunts
cocktails
happy hour
captin morgan
new orleans in october
the beach in my yard
the beach down the road
the secret beach that the tourist don't know about
local mentality
smart children
ugly children
dead children (j/j);)
ect
ect
ect
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon
I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon
Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are
You’re my favorite living human by far
’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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