[ShankS]

I once walked down the road there was this dog and it started eating the big fat sheeps ass then the owner came over to the dog and shouted at it telling it to stop eating burnt car tyres for breakfast then i stated laughing and the dog shouted at me and told me that if i did not stop laughing it would shove its lead down my ear hole so i said yeah ok give it a try then out popped the big catterpiller that started eating all the pebbles on the ground the women standing near by then screamed when are we going to get some gasoline from the laundry shop next year i said i dont know but the loonie assylym was taking new empolyees so she said that she would send her pet dinosaur to the bank to collect some freshly toasted jam sandwiches made with cardboard and china shavings

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