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*I'm sitting in my room eating sushi, crab legs, beef jerky and sirloin steak while watching my flat-panel widescreen plasma TV*
Me: (between bites) Boy, some fellatio sure would be nice by now
*Heather Brooke, Kobe Tai, Heather Hunter, Katie Morgan, and Gage come in*
Me: Huh. That usually doesn't work.
*They laugh and say I'm the funniest person ever. Then they fellate me to death*
I could have been woken up that day by getting a swift kick to the crotch by Low-Ki, and that'd still be a damn good day, even with the dying.
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