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Old 03-23-2005, 08:17 AM
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True story:

One time during a dream (i cant remember what it was about) i was walking down a nice suburban street when i realized, this IS a dream....


So i went into one of the yards and started nailing this guy's attractive 19 year old daughter right on the lawn. He started yelling at me and i said "Fuck off, its just a dream, what are you going to do?"


He went into the house. I would have continued, but i woke up and had to pee. And i lost my place :(
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