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scotch bonnets are evil....
true story. I was working in a produce store, and the week before we had gotten aa delivery of scotch bonnets that didnt look quite right. they looked more like small bell peppers, and they were not really all that hot. Anyway, the following week comes, and with it a new delivery. these ones looked normal, so one o fthe managers too one out and slied a tiny piece and tried it.
he sat there for a few seconds and said "hey, these arent very hot either..."
so, being a dumbass, i grabbed one and bit half of it off. once it got in my mouth, the manager said "oh wait, there it is. wow, that is hot." My mouth fucking exploded. i was coughing it out into a trashcan, my godamn head was on fire. i put half a loaf of stale bread in my mouth trying to absorb to oil, my nose was running like a faucet....
it took 10 minutes for the pain to subside and my godamn mouth was numb for the rest of the day. my eyes watered and my nose ran for a half hour afterward....
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