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Old 03-12-2005, 09:27 PM
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Re: bored

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Originally posted by Marroe
So I'm sharing bullshit emails from my Mom.....again

a joke

A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"
The man says,

"Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."
hmmm....should I be insulted....this is my wife.
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