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The first one I remember was seventh grade, my class had to stand in line and hand out assignments in to our teacher. I get up to the front, and let out the BIGGEST fart imaginable. I turn around to the girl behind me and say, "Meghan! Ewwww! Meghan farted!" Somehow everybody believed me.
If it were present time and I farted I'd just say, "Yeah that's mine."
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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