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Old 03-09-2005, 08:07 AM
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Originally posted by ShankS
make them grow them in the hole
Oooh... even better. Going with ShankS hole theory, i think they should have to grow Stinging Nettles for food and eat them raw. They can have protein from whatever other inmates there are, or any slugs and spiders that happen to infest their crops.


Anything with a backbone, aside from other inmates, would be forbidden as food. Any inmates caught eating rats or mice would then have to clean out "Human Chitterlings" (read; small intestines) with the power of suction.

(if it wasnt obvious what i am suggesting, they would have to suck shit out of a dead person's guts)
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