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Originally posted by Vodstok
I was just thinking about parts in movies that got me righteously pissed off. Usually it's something happening to someone who doesnt deserve it, or the movie is so poorly made i am offended to see it.
here are some examples of each:
Moral Anger:
Delores Claiborne. Her asshole husband bribes his daughetr into giving him a handjob. Huge props to the actor and actress in that scene. I wanted to kill him with my bare hands...
The captain in the Bone COllector chewing out Angelina Jolie for stopping the train from running through the crime scene. That part always makes me want to get into the movie so i can tell him to go fuck himself.
So poorly done it pissed me off:
Okay, it is no secret i HATE the Dungeons and Dragons mpovie, but there are parts in it that go beyond suck into murder inspringly bad. When Marlon Wayans gets killed (oops. Spoiler alert. I guess) and "Ridley" drops to his knees and screams "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" with his arms upraised. I swear, the director sat down with a book titled "Cheesy cliches that shouldnt really happen" and said "I want that one!"
Martin Sheen in Spawn. The "Devil" in spawn.. For christs sake, they were too fucking lazy to make it's mouth move when it talked, so it just sat there with it's mouth open (menacingly, im sure...) They buiilt up that Spawn was supposed to have a big showdown with the evil assassin bitch, then he manages to kill her with a single shot to the head after spraying a gigantic hail of bullets...
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i thought the bone collector was stupid ..
i'm sick of these movies where there are these insanely elaborate perfectly timed crimes .. by one man .. where it would take a team of scientists to pull this shit off ... even then there would be mistakes - miscalculations.
and in the end ? oh .. its the guy least likely.
yeah that hasnt been done before.
stupid slick ass shit