[Haunted]

I remember being at quickie mart while my friend was working. At night he would get all types of whackos and schmackos. However, there was this one night when he had ordered a vegetarian (he's veg not me) calzone. After we had eaten our fill, these two dudes show up bummin' money for bus fair and a bite to eat.

So Wes, my friend, says, "Well I don't have any money, but here's a ton of calzone that we couldn't finish."

The guy was like, "Hamalaka joo-joo, I'm Muslim. I don't eat pork."

First of all, Wes and I both have had Islam courses in our Religious Studies major....What he said sounded nothing like and Arabic or Persian phrase we'd ever heart.

Besides all that, as you'll recall, it was a vegetarian calzone.

It makes you wonder.