I made up my own religon. When I die my God (whos a sexy sexy chick) and me will spend the rest of eternity playing PlayStation, watching movies, having sex (with our wives not eachother. Thats right, my God is Bi). We will also thwort the Devils evil plans, but were are all still friends.
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IM DIRECTING THIS F*CKING MOO-VAY!
As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away .
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