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Yeah....my wife is into S&M.....she said"give me 18 inches and make it hurt"....so I gave it to her 3 times and punched her in the face.*
She said" kiss me where it stinks"....so I drove her to the city dump.
Yes....these are very old and bad jokes...sorry.
* this is a joke and I do not condone hitting a woman under any circumstance.
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