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Years ago, there used to be four local Video rental places, within easy walking distance from home. Three of these shops were good, reasonable prices, good titles and you could chat to the guys behind the counter, because they knew some stuff about films.
The Fourth rental shop had less decent titles, had stacks of sweats, popcorn fridges & freezers full of drinks and hagen daz, that took up more space than the entire vhs tape shelving, and a spotty dork behind the counter, sometimes a pretty girl on occasions who both knew absoulutely fuck all about films, and worst still they charged the highest rental prices of all the four rental shops.....
which rental shop do you think still remains of the four??
I'll give you a clue in a mo......
It's got a shitty blue and yellow colouring on the shopfront and DVD box.......
Got it yet???
....yeah thats it...fuckin Bollockbusters and thats why I don't rent anymore.
Just goes to show, charging high prices and having limited good titles, manages to maintain the mainstream viewers....Hail the Mainstream!! Go Fuck!!
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