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The latest topic is Squirrels and Pizza.

I will put some pizza and nuts down for Pootie, because he likes them, and it's an easy way to round him up when he's off cavorting in the park. He'll come running, have a few bites, and then I toss him in the Squirrel Sack!

But lately, these Industrial Strength squirrels have been showing up, and as soon as I throw the pizza and nuts down, they emerge and devour everything.

This is becoming a severe financial burden! You have to help me buy more pizza to satiate the evil Industrial Strength squirrels!

Each of you will now send me five dollars, thank you in advance!